Ok we are one week out from the slap… and I think now we need to officially DROP IT. I can’t handle the think prices the “cancelling” of celebrities who don’t agree with the twitter army. So. This thread is for everyone to drop their final thoughts, a purge of some kind.

Here’s mine: don’t slap people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't give one single s**t about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial and I DO NOT understand the fanatical obsession. It's truly bizarre.

As an attorney, I am disgusted at how the legal system is being used to garner public support and completely distract from what the trial is actually about. It's a goddamn circus.

With that said, if you're someone who is following closely or maybe even one of the obsessed, can you explain to me why? What is it about the trial that fascinates you? Is it the fact that celebrities live in another planet and you're intrigued by getting a glimpse behind the curtain? Are you hoping for JD redemption? HELP ME UNDERSTAND.

Is it impressive that Kim Kardashian thought to wear Marilyn Monroe’s “Happy Birthday” dress to make a big, red carpet splash at the Met Gala? Sure. Is it impressive that she lost 16 pounds in three weeks to fit in the dress? I’d be more likely to call that dangerous.

Especially when you consider the message it sends. Since she first appeared on the carpet, there have been nonstop laudatory comments about her and Pete — how great they look, how incredible her dedication is, and how much it paid off. It implies that extreme dieting = glamour, when, in fact, that kind of weight loss comes with significant health risks.

I’m not sure we need more women, young and old, crash dieting to fit some sort of unrealistic ideal, and rewarding Kim for risking her health for headlines only reinforces this kind of weight loss culture. I had hoped the days of Flat Tummy Tea were behind the Kardashians.

Yes I lost my sh*t when I saw Kim and Skete go IG official. I love it and love to see her happy. But let’s remember… Kim is under fire for her comments about women working. What better way to redirect the convo than post the photo we’ve been waiting for.

I swear this family never ceases to amaze me.

Did you know... that Liam....

Is short for William???

I was today years old when I learned this.

Let me blow your mind further and say that Liam Gallagher is actually William Gallagher, and Liam Neeson is actually William Neeson.

Happy Friday!

For awhile, I really thought all of this drama was real. Like, no way Kim and Kanye would put their kids in the center of these headlines unless there was something really going on, right?

But after seeing the texts between Pete and Kanye… I’m convinced it’s a stunt. Mostly because Kanye offered Pete a great joke set-up: “Where are you?”

All so Pete could deliver the headline-maker, “In bed with your wife.”

There is little reason for Kanye to ask that question, particularly in that moment — it seemed too random, and Pete’s response (with the accompanying photo) would have done little to quell Kanye’s anger. If you’re going to ask Kanye to leave you and Kim alone, why deliver such a burn?

It’s all a stunt, per usual.

My friends and I played this game during a girls night the other week and we were all DYING at some of the answers. The headline says it all, but allow me to explain...

Who is the celebrity (and I'm not talking like Bachelor contestant) that you truly think you could marry but the only thing holding you back from that is that you have never met. IF YOU MET, you know they'd fall in love with you and the rest would be happily ever after.

For me, I really truly think I could make Paul Rudd fall in love with me.