ALSO: Highly recommend the episode of Las Culturalistas featuring Aidy Bryant (available anywhere you listen to podcasts). They do a WHOLE BIT about local jingles that caused me to truly start crying while I was on a walk with my dog a while ago. I revisit it once a month just because it's so gd funny! 

WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM!!! Like, stop yelling at me!

Two come to mind: Cellino and Barnes (although this isn’t run anymore because Cellino is no longer with us), and 777-7777. Both very annoying.

DO-NATE YOUR CAR TO-DAY. Kars-4-Kids is the most haunted commercial/jingle/business venture of them all. 

However, having grown up in Philly most of my life, I've been singing this godforsaken diner jingle for decades: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVwmw7iDmw

Yeah what BravoHistorian said, The Empire jingle kills me. It just makes me feel gross. I must have heard it too many times when hungover or home from school sick or something

OH to the point of EMPIRE carpet cleaners... 

call 1-800 steemer, stanley steemer (GETS CARPET CLEANER) (or YOUR CERTIFIED CLEANER) (or GETS OUR HOME CLEANER!) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo5n7POQlxs

HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

Liberty Mutual should get kicked in the Hudson already for LIBERTY, LIBERTY, LIBERTY.

Ok so I just read a post about someone wanting to buy a steamer and immediately the Stanley Steamer song came into my head!! Rude!!

Kars for Kids has wrecked me on a deep, emotional level. Every time I hear it it brings to mind the horror of small children begging me for my car. I don't even have a car!!!! 

I love my apartment... LOVE IT. But, if you look out of my wall of living room windows... not so far off in the distance, you see a billboard for.... KARS 4 KIDS. 

So, I live every day in fear that I will make eye contact with that billboard and automatically have this song stuck in my head for the next few weeks. Then, when it's finally gone... I catch the billboard with my eye again. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

This song has haunted me for decades... do you have a commercial jingle you can't shake? 

What commercial jingle haunts you?