its so funny how now men have their own lil version of a pregnancy test now that at home COVID tests are a thing. I was with my friend when he was convinced he may have been exposed to Covid and when he had to take that test and pace back and forth like that it was sooooo ironic to me. Like now they know how it feels to be nervous to see or not see those lil lines show up 😂. Idk I’m petty.
WHAT IS GOIN ON? There is this new trend for brands on social media to post strange, horny content and it’s shocking.
For example, some social media manager in charge of Scrub Daddy and Duolingo had SCRUBDADDY impregnate Duo?!
And other example is the snickers social media manager talking about VEINS!?
I've been sitting on hold for over FOURTY minutes... hearing the same loop of terrible airline hold music...and I want to die. I have no sanity left. My phone is on my desk with the volume turned down as low as I dare...but still it's driving me nuts. Why is hold music the literal worst? Is it just because you're annoying that you're waiting to being with, so no matter what it'll be annoying?? Send moods.
There. I said it. For me, it's shrimp. It's not like I don't enjoy the taste of shrimp, I do enjoy it when it's in soups or other dishes. However, the idea of shrimp on its own / a shrimp cocktail? Don't send that my way please. I don't know what it is, if it's the shape, the head, the tail, I'm just not sure. It's really the whole energy of shrimp that doesn't sit right with me. I don't vibe with shrimp.
I think it's okay to not f with a certain food because of its vibes. Don't bring shrimp to my party. It won't get through the front door.
Avril’s album, Love Sux, came out today and she didn’t even THINK about trying to sound like any other music coming out in 2022. She said let’s make every track sound like it’s a never before heard song from my 2002 album. And you know what?
More artists need to do this.
We fell in love with them during this time. We became addicted to their sound. And then times change and they try to stay relevant by adapting. And I’m going to be controversial - not everyone can do it. I won’t name names because I don’t want to be dragged. But close your eyes and think of your favorite Pop Princess of the early 2000s. Go mentally through the Billboard Top 100 of the time.
Don’t you wish your favorite artist stuck with that sound instead of getting experimental to stay with the times? Take the synth away. Give us the boardwalk. Give us dance breaks. Give us moon boots.
Avril knows. And I thank her for it.
So apparently the company that owns vitamin Shoppe is trying to buy kohls in a $9 billion deal. But does that mean vitamin shoppe is going to have stands in Kohl’s? Is Kohl’s going to continue taking Kohl’s cash? I’m just very concerned about the operations of Kohl’s during this merger because my mom gives me all of her Kohl’s cash and I use them to buy very cool T-shirts. But now I’m afraid I’m gonna be forced to buy vitamins or some other healthy things that I don’t want. Kohl’s has honestly been a sanctuary for me because it feels like you’re in the mall but you don’t have to go to the mall. They sell all the good namebrand athletic brands and their different departments may be over priced but when you add in all the coupons they email you and the added bonus of Kohl’s cash it’s honestly a magical store. Do not sleep on kohl’s. I also think the most confusing part is that I can count on one hand the amount of people I know that actually go to vitamin Shoppe versus I need fingers and toes and a friend fingers and toes other people I know who go to Kohl’s. Who in the world is going to vitamin shoppe? Everyone I know that works out and use the supplements go to GNC
this is it. again i've reached maximum sadness for my sundays. i have my blinds drawn and a glass of sparkling water poured for myself to absolutely drown my sorrows today.
how do you guys deal with sunday blues?
Is anyone else as scared by “strange” elevators as I am? By strange I just mean an elevator you’ve never been in before.
I’m pretty positive every elevator is trying to decapitate/sever my body. My biggest fear in life is getting stuck in one. I hadn’t even thought about the movie troupe where someone is ON TOP of the car trying to get in to kill you.
Because I clearly don’t want to sleep tonight tell me, what’s the craziest elevator experience you’ve had??
I forgot for what product is for I think it’s probably like one of the galaxy phones but there is a commercial that comes on almost every single channel at least three times per program and it has that song by Sia called unstoppable. Sia always slaps but it’s something about this song on this commercial that they play so many times that every single time I have to belt it out and now it’s stuck in my head.
In honor of International Women's Day, I'd like to honor some of my favorite fictional women.
So, in no particular order, here are some bad ass b*tches I love (and, because I'm a gemini, have low-key based my personality off of):
* Princess Caroline (Bojack Horseman) - A single mom who works two jobs.... Reba who? She can have it all!
* Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter) - A true manic (magic) pixie dream girl. She stays true to herself, kind to her friends, and open minded.
* JB Fletcher (Murder She wrote) - the GOAT. Like, imagine what that gal could have done with access to a google search engine.
* Donna Meagle (Parks and Rec) - She taught me that it's always important to treat yo'self.
* Jennifer (Jennifer's Body) - No explanation needed TBH. A feminist icon.
Who are some of the fictional women you'd like to toast today?