Sabrina Spellman Was Terrible
My autumn activities of choice have always included spiked apple cider and rewatching the best TGIF Halloween episodes, and it was during the Sabrina the Teenage Witch portion of one of these rewatches that I noticed something.
Well This Is A Shock To The System
Every day I sign on to Twitter to see what fresh hell the internet has got for me.
To The Red Flag Emoji: Heed This Warning
In Greek mythology, Icarus is known for flying too close to the sun.
Cabincore: Is It Fashion Or A Seasonal Depression Uniform?
There are two types of people in this world — those who thrive in the summer weather and those who yearn for sweater weather.
Who Is Laughing Now, Ellen?
Jan. 17, 2022, will mark the 30th anniversary of my birth. There will be cake, there will be references to this Cut article, and there will be a formal invitation to Dakota Johnson.
But How Does The Ice Not Melt In Emily Mariko's Salmon Rice Bowl TikTok?
I've gone on record to say that I want off the ride that is Emily Mariko's Salmon Rice Bowl recipe that has gone viral on TikTok.
Help! I'm Trapped On #CouchGuy & Salmon Rice Bowl TikTok
I have only wanted to "interact" on TikTok once in my life, and that was when I somehow (the algorithm) was served a short 30 second video romanticizing Captain Von Trapp, aka Christopher Plummer, from The Sound of Music.
Is It Weird To Copy Someone's Heartfelt Instagram Caption?
This week was a big week for Nick Viall — and no, he didn't announce yet another appearance on a Bachelor franchise, thank God.
Do You Want To Fork This Yogurt?
There are some products that are just inherently hard to market.
It's A Long Weekend & I Have Something To Say
This generation – my generation – has taken alcoholic beverages too far. Hard seltzers, wines in cartons, and canned cocktails will be the downfall of this society, not avocado toast.