Siesta Key
Siesta Key
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~ siesta-key ~4 months ago
I am embarrassed for Camilla.

Ok so Siesta Key just ended maybe three minutes ago and I rushed here so I could immediately vent about Camilla.

I feel like we all felt really bad for her last season because Jordana (Jordan?) was all over Brandon in front of her right after he had cheated on her. Not a cool thing to do and the wounds were still fresh but I was relieved to watch Camilla move on with Will (even though it seemed completely forced). But that was then and this is now. After the Siesta Key premiere tonight I absolutely cannot stand watching her. First, she got back with Brandon after he had a baby with someone else AND after the whole Jordana thing, which really makes me wonder wtf is going through her mind.

Then at Juliette's birthday party she wasted a perfectly good charcuterie board and threw crackers at Will just so she could have a moment of male attention. When Will shrugged her off, and clearly showed he wasn't interested (and not even in a rude way) she went off. I get it's embarrassing to throw crackers at someone and not have them think it's adorable but she needed to calm down. She then had the nerve to tell him that he should've chased her and tried to win her back after she went back to Brandon. CAMILLA, HAS THE KHALEESI BLONDE HAIR BLEACH GONE TO YOUR HEAD? Why on earth would Will (who seems actually normal and capable of a functioning human relationship) follow you around like a love sick puppy after you ditched him to get back with your cheating ex? Wake up. I'm telling you right now I cannot watch an entire season of her acting this desperate.

Ok, rant over.

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~ siesta-key ~3 months ago
I don’t feel bad for Juliette and I don’t care about Sam’s friends

Siesta Key is focusing on Juliet crying these crocodile tears as if she was really into Sam in the first place. From the moment Sam arrived on the show you could tell that Juliet was not really only with him for his money but also to show that she could get someone with more money and more status than her ex Alex. Alex was absolutely the worst person on this show he cheated on Juliet multiple times gaslit her and then bought her things to make it all OK. Now, Juliet is trying to make herself the victim when she knows she was just never that into him.

Her and Sam had absolutely no chemistry from the get-go but she needed a storyline a one up on Alex and a jumpstart on her swimwear label. She is the one who had been taking trips and leaving Sam alone before they even decided to break up.

Then she decided that she wanted to move out but allegedly still be in a relationship. When she moved out, it’s clear that she no longer want it to be with Sam. But now that Sam has moved on she wants to cry to make herself the victim and I do not feel even a little bit bad for her.

However, Sam has no personality and we don’t really know anything about him. We don’t know his family we only know Jordana and now this season they are introducing more friends. And after all of the social media drama they are finally making Mike which is his best friend who is about 46 years old so it feels very icky and out of place and the infamous Megan who is only 21 years old compared to Sam‘s 30 years on earth it just feels so gross and made up. I was obsessed with the show up until the middle of last season but now I am disgusted. I will still watch because I just don’t really have any self-respect when it comes to shows lol.

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