Save me from myself

This community has pushed me into rash spending decisions in the past, but I need help to save me from myself.

There’s no WAY I should buy this dress, right?

https://www.adeirlina.com/products/south-of-france

Cons:

-pricey

-where the hell would I even wear it

-probably weird for anyone with boobs

-kinda even looks awkward on the model

Pros:

-love the color blocking

-the skirt!!!!

But, like, I have a feeling it would look TERRIBLE on me and lead to wardrobe malfunctions, right? Save me!

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