Fashion designers have finally conspired to create something more useless than faux pockets on women's jeans: the micro-bag, and no one is a bigger fan of the trend than Emily Cooper.

Sixteen years ago — and in dozens of subsequent rewatches on E! — Carrie Bradshaw dashed through the streets in Paris in a sea foam tulle skirt, straight into the arms of her fourth love (1. New York; 2. Vogue; 3. Self-absorption; 4. Mr. Big).

It has been said that drinking Champagne is like tasting the stars; sparkly, effervescent, and magical.

Move over hot chef, Emily in Paris is all about the sexy banker now.

Emily in Paris is a show about a young marketing executive from Chicago, played by Lily Collins, who has the opportunity of a lifetime to travel to Paris for work, and — as we've all learned from past movies and TV shows — when Paris comes a calling…

Anyone who watched Carrie Bradshaw sashay down the streets of the Upper East Side knows that Sex and the City is about 1) Friendship; 2) New York City; 3) Relationships; 4) Shoes; and, way down the list, 723) Post-Its; and, finally, 724) Work.

There are a couple of things that jump out about Netflix’s Emily In Paris.

The city of lights has never looked so bright, or American.

There's nothing ringarde about Emily's wardrobe.

Emily Cooper is barely capable of ordering herself food in Paris without asking for a condom, so making big love/life decisions, like deciding whether or not to go to St.