I care not to watch people who have supposedly known each other for no more than 21 days talk about their "forevers" and their "Sunday mornings" so instead, I look at the shiniest nearby object. Luckily, the men on Bachelor in Paradise love them some jewelry.
On Tuesday's finale, there were necklaces on necklaces (and yes, I know the braided cloth ones are mics, and I'm not counting those!) and rings and earrings and too many star tattoos. Did you notice? Did you too try to avoid looking directly at the contestants as they professed "love"?
Test how adverse to faux intimacy on camera you are by how well you know which piece of jewelry belongs to which male contestant:
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
Number 4
Number 5
Number 6
Number 7
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Want answers? Here you go:
Number 1: Noah
Number 2: Thomas
Number 3: Kenny
Number 4: Riley
Number 5: Ed
Number 6: Riley
Number 7: Kenny
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