Denise is so Midwestern

I’ve never watched Sutton and garcelle’s first season till now and im on the episode where Denise is having the wood fired pizza party in her backyard. She utters the most midwestern mom sentence I’ve ever heard to describe her diamond ice sculpture: “You always have to have a little sparkle even if it’s casual!”

Meanwhile Kyle is judging the shit out of her for the too obvious nod to RHOBH. I can’t stop laughing and this might be the most hilarious thing I’ve seen on this franchise