SUR was getting a bit too crowded, so this season of Vanderpump Rules did away with the majority of their original cast members. But what kind of drama can possibly exist if Stassi, Kristen, and Jax aren't involved? Well, don't worry about that because when it comes to talking shit about each other to each other's faces and, more popularly, behind their backs... on podcasts, the current cast has zero problem with that.
From the trailer alone, the season is already shaping up to be a he-said-she-said-she-also-it-on-a-podcast kind of season, which was the very popular form of communication for Summer House stars too. And look how great that turned out!
The crew on Vanderpump has the gift of gab, and luckily, we have the gift of listening to that gab on the podcasts some of the cast members either host or guest star on.
Here's what those chatty cast members have said about each other on the podcasts they've been featured on... and expect these quotes to come back to haunt them, one way or another.
Scheana said...
On her falling out with Lala
"I unfollowed [Lala]. I never see a friendship with her again. And I am completely fine with that...Because honestly, for the last three years, I felt myself forcing a friendship with her because every time she hurts me, she feels bad, she begs for my forgiveness — but, it’s usually when there’s a camera in her face — and I forgive her! And then she does it again. And I forgive her. And then she does it again. And I’m, like, I haven’t wanted this friendship to continue for years. I just, I keep forgiving you. And at this point, I’m done. I’m checked out. I don’t have room for that type of fakeness in my life anymore."
#NoFilter with Zack Peter podcast, October 2020
On Lala's dinner with MGK & Megan Fox
"When I was going through my miscarriage... Lala said she was in Palm Springs and that if I needed anything, she would be there...I am literally full panic attack...and I was like ...I don't like being alone, can you please come over? And she was just like "Well I'm going to dinner"...I needed her and she wasn't there because...she had dinner with celebrities..."
Scheananigans with Scheana Shay podcast, Sept. 2020
On Lala's gender reveal party
"We weren’t invited."
Scheananigans with Scheana Shay podcast, Sept. 2020
Lala said...
On the end of her friendship with Scheana
"What triggered [our falling out] was I didn’t invite her to my gender reveal ... And when she started turning my gender reveal into a platform for her low-level podcast. Just like, don’t make my gender reveal about you."
Overserved with Lisa Vanderpump, aired April 2021 (technically a TV show, but also the most podcast-y non-podcast to ever exist)
On the rebirth of her friendship with Scheana
"I like to say that [Scheana and I are] stuck with each other because we’ve been through so much ... And I think we have like a really deep love for one another."
Behind the Velvet Rope with David Yontef, July 2021
On not caring about Ariana
...With Ariana, it is what it is. It’s like, you know what, let’s not pretend. You don’t give a f*** about me. I don’t care about you — whatever. You know? Unfollowed her on the gram..."
#NoFilter with Zach Peter Podcast, May 2021
Cheers to all these cast members clowin' around on podcasts and not realizing that every word they say will most likely just become a plot on the series. Or maybe they do realize it... Either way, may your penchant for gossip never waver.
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