If there's one good thing I can say about Chris S., it's that he doesn't pretend to be anything other than what he is. I knew from the second he got off that school bus in his shorts, joking about giving Michelle "a D," that he would be trouble. And so far, he's proven me right. But then I thought, what if he's not a jerk, he just plays one on TV? It's time for a deep dive on Chris S.'s life outside of The Bachelorette. Let's find out what's really behind his whole, uh, deal.

Chris S.'s official Bachelorette bio identifies him as a 28-year-old "commodities broker" currently living in West Hollywood. The bio describes him as a "Southern gentleman-turned California beach boy" who is "goofy and easygoing." (Um, could have fooled me, Chris!) His bio also emphasizes that Chris "prides himself in falling in love with someone on the inside rather than the outside," which is an immediate red flag in my book. If you need to say it, you probably don't do it.

Chris' Instagram has been scrubbed clean of any photos of potential exes (or he never used it that much to begin with), so there's no way to know if he's telling the truth. But, there are other things I was able to flesh out thanks to some Instagram and LinkedIn stalking.