What would the Mom from 7th Heaven be up to in 2022?
On this week's episode of "I am the Cute One", our guest (Tom Hamlett of the Dumpster Dive podcast) asked a very important question: What would the mom from 7th Heaven be doing in 2022?
With all that's going on in the world, I have to imagine that she would be, to quote Dorinda Medley, not well b*tch. After all, resiliency isn't exactly a word I'd use to describe ol' Annie Camden. Let's not forget that this is a woman who once almost went into cardiac arrest after seeing her middle school son flip the bird.
What do you think she'd be up to? (Let's hope it starts with leaving her husband. I mean, I'm sorry. It had to be said.)
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I think her husband's secrets cause her to start drinking a la Aunt Julie. When she's not drinking, she's posting on Facebook - you know what kind of posts I mean, so I don't need to clarify.
Full-blown QAnon. The JFK Jr. kind. Mary is concerned about Annie’s Facebook habit, and is trying to direct her towards distractions like Hallow instead. But it’s no use. Annie’s too busy prepping for the anti-mask potluck to even be swayed by godly activities.
She definitely had a TLC show. 50 Grandchildren and Counting. The show is taken off the air when something untoward comes out about Reverend Camden. She divorces him, and she starts selling religious-themed jewelry on Etsy to support herself.
She would definitely be a Karen. But like an undercover one. The type that don't walk around bitchy. They're actually really kind and nice most of the time. Then, something sets them off. It'll be something minor too but it's all been piling up and now she's exploding. She's having a full blown meltdown in the middle of a store and everyone has their phones out recording. Thus, her new title as a Karen. Which she loathes. So now she's petitioning to make calling people Karen an act of bullying.
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