Chandler made me paranoid about my own mascara goop
Remember when Chandler dated Joanna, and complained to Rachel about the mascara goop in the corner of her eye? Watching that as a kid, I was convinced that mascara goop thus must be THE most unattractive thing about a woman for a man. This feeling carried into adulthood, so much so that whenever I saw some mascara in the wrong place on my eye, I'd chide myself. And I'm STILL overly cautious about it.
This is ridiculous, I know, mostly because it's surprising enough in the first place that Chandler even knows what mascara is. (Joey, sure, but Chandler? No way.) But I couldn't have been the only one made neurotic about this from Friends, right? Bueller?
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This is precisely the moment I learned about it. I didn’t wear mascara at the time, but even now when I do wear it, I think of that episode.
It’s so funny how much this has ingrained itself in our souls! I’m not even sure my husband knows what mascara is, let alone mascara goop.
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