Brendan and Pieper were sent home, and then a giant margarita glass took Natasha out on a date, while Dr. Joe watched. Pretty sure that's what happened on Tuesday night's Bachelor In Paradise?

It's cool that production saw some nearby bird baths and were like, you know what would be funny? We could fill these with tequila and give them to the girl who was just dumped. You have to admire the creativity, and I do.

To make matters worse, the birds weren't included, but bugs were. And then to rub giant softball-size salt crystals on the rim of the glass and in the Brendan-shaped wound in Natasha's heart, Dr. Joe revealed he was friends with Brendan. What started out as a fun date drinking booze out of glass baby pools with handles ended with awkward vibes, zero chemistry, and zero free anesthesiology, which, let's be honest, if we're dating an anesthesiologist... is that too much to ask?

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Cheers, to everyone except Dr. Joe and Brendan.