- The Bachelor -Will You Ever Look At Your Cat The Same Way Again?
As far as cat content is concerned, I haven't been this disturbed since sitting in a the freezing cold Times Square AMC watching James Corden and Rebel Wilson tap dance in Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical-movie adaption Cats. That was horrible and I'm still recovering. But now I have a new top cat trauma: Katie making out with Connor, the cat, on The Bachelorette premiere.
If you've found this article, you've probably already seen it. (I'm not here to judge, but why are you looking for this again?) Or perhaps you overheard some people talking about it at the coffee shop or on Twitter. To which I ask, again, why are you looking for this? Regardless of what brought you here, I'm just gonna give you what you want right away and get it over with. But please, consider this your final warning. This is not for the faint of heart.
Quick exit survey... What disturbed you the most?
- The paws?
- The whiskers?
- The nose makeup transfer?
- The way the hood of the costume bunched around his neck?
- The paws, again?
- The fact that he reapplied his makeup after the kiss?
- Katie wearing the ears, aka leaving Connor an earless cat?
- The entirety of it?
I don't know where we go from here. Can we ever look at our cats the same way without feeling... weird? Is Cat in the Hat ruined for future generations? Will ABC offer to pay our therapy fees? Would this have happened if someone was dressed as a dog? (Dog vs. cat debate in the comments... go.)