Here we spent an entire season thinking Katie was the star of The Bachelorette. Turns out, it's not Katie, but her Aunt Lindsey who joined Katie, Blake, and mom Rhonda Lee for Katie's hometown date during Monday night's finale.
Aunt Lindsey took what could have been a conversation for honesty and openness about the future and turned it into the most patronizing, terrifying, you-forgot-you-had-a-presentation-in-class horror show, and friends... a star was born.
I could go on and on about what Aunt Lindsey had to say to Blake — who had a doe-eyed Bambi, a hunter just shot your mom in front of you look on his face — or I could just show you.
I present to you: Aunt Lindsey, The Bachelorette Star.
On Geography...
On Life Stages...
On Apprehension...
On Women...
On Blake Returning To The Show...
On Not Winning Tayshia Or Clare's Seasons...
On Blake's Home Life...
On What Blake Means...
On Blake's Security...
On Who Calls The Shots...
On Marriage...
On Blake Witnessing His Parents Divorce...
On Any Of Blake's Responses...
On What's Cute...
The TL;DR is that you do not want to walk into a job interview and see Aunt Lindsey. You're not gonna get the job, just turnaround and call it a day.
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