Never forget Vicki's perfume

Seeing Vicki Gunvalson on my screen again reminded me of her perfume line, which lead me to discover these two iconic reviews of it on Amazon:

1) This is definitely an "old lady" perfume. It's better than most but still distinctly an "old lady" smell. I bought this as a gag gift for someone who loves the Real Housewives of OC so, from that perspective, it did not disappoint. However, I would not recommend it for anyone as a perfume. The seller delivered on time and the product was in good condition but this is just a crappy product overall.

2) I LOVE THIS FRAGRANCE!!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO ELEGANT, AND SINCE IM ELEGANT AS WELL ME AND THIS PERFUME WERE MEANT TO BE.

https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B018PUWFL8?reviewerType=all_reviews

I'm mad I didn't get it while I could, frankly!