I remember sitting at BravoCon when they announced Salt Lake City as the new Housewives franchise, and a collective "huh" kind of came out of everyone's mouth. But our lord and savior Andy Cohen told us to trust him, and I'm so glad we did.

The first season of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City was fresh and exciting. New cast, new vistas, new churches. And that was just the tip of the iceberg, because, holy shah-shit.

When the news broke back on March 30 that Jen Shah had been arrested, we all made the obvious jokes like, "ooh lol the cameras better be rolling," but then, when we got to see that it played out in first seven minutes of the first episode of Season 2, just exactly how we all imagined?! It's an unexplainable joy. Watching these women try to put together what the fuck is going on in the back of a sprinter van while FBI agents talk to producers is top tier television.

Let's talk about that first scene.

I need to discuss Heather Gay and her loaf of Aunt Millies bread. Listen, I understand they are going on a trip, but a whole ass loaf of bread?! Imagining these women in their fur coats spreading mayo on a slice of bread while heading to a luxurious resort is truthfully why I love them so much. And it appears she also brought a "would you rather game book." God love her.