If it were Jen, I can’t believe Heather wouldn’t immediately reveal it.

Whoa. I feel silly for not thinking that myself. This makes soooo much sense. 

This tracks. If she really couldn't remember then she wouldn't have said that a cover story was required. The botox theory is not at all plausible because botox doesn't bruise like that and the eyelid is almost never injected. I also think Heather would really enjoy throwing anyone other than Jen right under the bus. Jen has a history of getting physical so I agree that she seems like the most likely suspect. I was actually never a Heather stan but now I actively dislike her.

I saw this on twitter (sorry can’t cred the person bc I can’t find the tweet again), but basically the theory is Jen caused heathers black eye, which is supported by: (1) heather called Jen first and gave her a chance to own up, (2) heather has clearly intimated that someone else in the group caused it; and (3) if heather were to disclose it was Jen, that would probably result in the revocation of Jen’s bail so she’d have to sit in jail waiting for sentencing.

I think it all fits. Yes, Jen’s confessional was funny as she thought up possible stories to tell the other women. But Jen is a con artist and therefore we know she uses charisma to cover her lies. Thoughts? Theories?

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