Gems, jets, and silhouettes, champagne in the sky. Those poetic words aren't just the lyrics to Countess Luann's 2011 electro-dance song "Chic C'est La Vie," they're also the caption to the Instagram photo she posted as she jetted off to the Real Housewives spin-off. Luann is just one of a handful of other Real Housewives of Everywhere set to star as cast members of the now confirmed Real Housewives vacation series, according to BravoTV.

The spin-off — which will stream on Peacock, so find a friend with a subscription via their parents or fork over the credit card, this will probably be worth it — has been rumored for a while, but was finally confirmed by the network on Monday.

Along with the news, they released the list of participating Housewives. Of course if you follow any of the women on Instagram, you know what's coming... but play along, will you?

• Ramona Singer (RHONY)
• Cynthia Bailey (RHOA)
• Luann de Lesseps (RHONY)
• Melissa Gorga (RHONJ)
• Teresa Guidice (RHONJ)
• Kenya Moore (RHOA)
• Kyle Richards (RHOBH)

It's a good representation, although a few key cities are missing. Where's the Potomac love? Where's the Salt Lake City presence? Well, the answer to that is pretty simple, Allison... those cities are currently filming. So a week away in Turks and Caicos would send Karen's ulcer into a tailspin and Jen Shah can't even leave the state of Utah, as reported by the Deseret News (a website that covers SLC news, owned by the LDS Church; the more you know).

It's equal parts horrific and intriguing to think about Ramona and anyone who isn't used to her vacation bullshit in a rental house together. And Kenya plus Teresa just tickles me. Cynthia... I hope Cynthia just gets to lounge by the pool because I know after that pizza party rehearsal dinner fiasco she needs a break.

But the real question is: what are they ever doing there without Dorinda?

Well done, Mr. Cohen. Well done.

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