- Pelo Talk -The Best 'XOXO, Cody' Rides To Take With "Your Boo"
Peloton has no shortage of personalities. But perhaps one of the most well-known (and viral) personalities is Cody Rigsby, the XOXO, Cody cycling coach who people on TikTok describe as "reason enough to buy a Peloton." (They're not wrong.)
If you have never taken an XOXO, Cody ride, which is Cody's series of rides where he gives out advice to people who write in, you're missing out. The playlists are top notch, the energy is immaculate, and the tea is piping hot. (Last week he went off on Love Is Blind, so also consider it your pop culture catch-up.)
Cody is hilarious, insightful, and makes 30 minutes of working out go by in a flash, so I decided to compile the 14 best XOXO, Cody rides for you to stack and enjoy. You're welcome, boo.
The theme is "songs about booze"
First on the block, Prince Naveen. Let me tell you, that is an absolute smash, OK? Smash, baby. But do know that, with that smile, you are not the only one that he is smashing. In fact, you're saved as "Rachel Big Butt" in his phone, and he's calling on a "What's up? Are you up?" .
Songs you can expect: "Shots (Album Version (Edited)) (feat. LMFAO)" by Lil Jon, Lmfao, "Bartender (feat. Akon)" by Akon, T-Pain, and "Raise Your Glass" by P!Nk
The theme is songs about kissing
We're serving vintage green M&M energy. We still got our chunky white heel. We've got our sexy glasses. We're feeling cute... We're not serving frumpy, dumpy new green M&M. Girl, get outa here.
Songs you can expect: "This Kiss" by Faith Hill, "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry, and "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None The Richer
The theme is "festive and flirty"
The true villain of ['Home Alone,'] Kate McAllister. This woman did not even — she didn't know where her kid was in the van, didn't care. She didn't know where her kid was in the airport, didn't care. She was in first class and made all her kids cram into the back in coach while she enjoyed a lovely meal in a cable knit sweater, and didn't even notice that her child was gone until she was in Paris...
Songs you can expect: "Underneath the Tree" by Kelly Clarkson, "Joy to the World" by Whitney Houston, and "Santa Tell Me" by Ariana Grande
The theme is summer
Babe, you did not not survive a pandemic to fake an orgasm, OK?
Songs you can expect: "Hot Girl Summer (feat. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign)" by Megan Thee Stallion, Nicki Minaj, Ty Dolla $ign, "Cool for the Summer" by Demi Lovato, "Summertime" by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
The theme is "songs about partying"
Straight men, I do not want to see an oversized button up, and a jean, and a pointed leather shoe, okay? Do better. Read some blogs. Let me see you in your finest, alright? You heard it here first. Don't forget to moisturize that face either.
Songs you can expect: "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan, "Party Rock Anthem (feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock)" by LMFAO, GoonRock, Lauren Bennett, and "1999 (Edit)" by Prince
The theme is "festive fantasy"
If you started dating and it's not serious do you bring them to the holiday function? Baby, yes you do, but let me give you a tip and trick. When the family portrait comes out...I want you on the end, and then your man on the end, end. And then if the relationship doesn't last, you can just cut him out of the picture real quick.
Songs you can expect: "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" by *NSYNC, "My Only Wish (This Year)" by Britney Spears, and "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" by Mariah Carey
The theme is stripper jams
("American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz playing) ...Well, you could also get old crusty Brenda. And they pushing her on stage, and she can be just nastiness. You feel that? But baby, those lap dances from Brenda? They're cheap. They're affordable. They're on a budget.
Songs you can expect: "American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz, "Candy Shop (feat. Olivia)" by 50 Cent, Olivia, and "Toxic" by Britney Spears
The theme is sex education
What we do need to do is normalize signing the [wedding] papers, getting on a plane, and go and having bomb a** sex on a beach. I am registered at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. This is my Venmo. Send me money. Bye y'all!
Songs you can expect: "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt-N-Pepa, "3" by Britney Spears, and "Like a Virgin" by Madonna
The theme is "her-story" inspired from Cody's favorite lip-syncs from RuPaul's Drag Race
Don't be having sex with nobody that is not registered to vote. You feel that? If you don't do your civic duty? You ain't getting no booty. Amen!
Songs you can expect: "Whip My Hair" by Willow, "Cold Hearted" by Paula Abdul, and "Nasty" by Janet Jackson
The theme is back to school with only songs about the booty
(Reading from note card) What is your thoughts on Aaron Carter doing adult films? Do y'all know that? Do y'all know that? Aaron Carter about to be up on some adult films. It is rough out there, y'all, it is rough out there. My thoughts and prayers are with this young man.
Songs you can expect: "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Ms. New Booty (feat. Ying Yang Twins & Mr. Collipark)" by Bubba Sparxxx, Ying Yang Twins, Mr. Collipark, and "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen
The theme is breakup anthems
("You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette playing) Could you imagine writing a song about Uncle Joey from Full House? Like, ladies, gentlemen, don't let some booger-a** like Uncle Joey get you in your feelings OK? Alright? If you got stuck and you made the mistake of a basic a** b****, let em go, ok?...You know why you're not going to get in your feelings because there is a Ryan Reynolds right around the corner ok?...You have a Ryan Reynolds around the corner, don't you worry honey!
Songs you can expect: "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor, "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson, and "New Rules" by Dua Lipa
The theme is young love, including celebrity couples of yester-year
You might think that you want to stay up all night looking at your exes' Instagram. Eating Ben & Jerry's. That is not what you need honey, ok? What you need to do is to put that sleep mask on, drink a glass of water, and get in bed ok? And go ahead and press unfollow on that exes' Instagram ok? You are just setting yourself up for trauma. Trauma, trauma, trauma. And drama.
Songs you can expect: "Hands To Myself" by Selena Gomez, "Where Are Ü Now (with Justin Bieber)" by Jack Ü, Skrillex, Diplo, Justin Bieber, and "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus
The theme is "love and hip hop featuring celebrity couples from yesterday"
I want you to picture your most hated ex, or not hate, but the most busted a** one that you dates. Every time that I say go, I want you to act like you just ran into this b**** at Target ok, and you are b-b-b-booking it...He won't find you in cookware. He won't find you in lingerie. He will not find you in the grocery section.
Songs you can expect: "My Prerogative" by Bobby Brown, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)" by Whitney Houston, and "Love Don't Cost a Thing" by Jennifer Lopez
The theme is pop princesses and their boyband exes
("I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford playing) This is one of my favorite hoe anthems. God, I love this song baby. When I hear it, I just like, my inner hoe comes out. She's ready to let loose and have a party, you know what I'm saying? And shot out to all my single b****** doing it, and doing whatever the hell they want to with their bodies cus what? It's there's. As long as you're not hurting anyone, or you're lacking consent, you have my full approval baby. Get it together.
Song you can expect: "(You Drive Me) Crazy (The Stop Remix!)" by Britney Spears, "Bye Bye Bye" by *NSYNC, and "With You" by Jessica Simpson