I've been open about my facial blindness since I published this piece about the Bridgerton brothers looking exactly the same, while simultaneously reminding me of laundered socks. But if I'm being honest — and I do consider the internet to be the safest place to always speak one's truth — my inability to tell one thing from another goes beyond white men with sideburns and extends into the quirky earnest female character space, too.
Enter Jessica Day from New Girl. Or is it Zooey Deschanel, the actress who played Jess for seven seasons on the Fox series? Honestly, I don't know, and my guess is you don't either. From the early 2010s Anthropologie clothing to the bangs to the glasses (seriously, don't take the quiz thinking only Jess wears glasses...) I don't know where one woman ends and the other begins.
Do you? Come on down and play... Who's! That! Girl! and try to decipher if it's Zooey playing Jess, or just Zooey being Zooey.
Who's that girl? It's...
Jess? Or Zooey?
Who's that girl? It's...
A blouse with a bow plus a cardigan? Hmm...
Who's that girl? It's...
Neither? Is it Zooey's sister, Bones?
Who's that girl? It's...
Joey? Or Zess? We've got bangs and glasses, but as I said before, don't be fooled by the glasses...
Who's that girl? It's...
Look very closely.