What ridiculous nicknames do you have for your pet(s)?
Bug. Bear. Beanie. Boogie.
These are all things I call my dog, none of which are her actual name. I honestly think I call her these more often than not, but I could not possibly tell you the origin of these names. They just happened one day and stuck around.
I can't be the only one who comes up with silly nicknames for their pet. (The songs I make up about her are a whole other thread.) What do you lovingly call your pet(s)?