I have never felt so guilty answering a question. 

Kick Keanu in the shin. Likely won’t hurt him too much, and he’s young enough to recover quickly. 

Mush Tom in the face, mostly because I don’t know what that means, and I feel like it could end up being something kinda cute. Like “mush, mush, mush” his lil nose.

Then I’m left to fight Morgan Freeman, which seems right given he’s the only with with allegations against him. 😬

Ok, listen… I gotta go with my odds here. I’m fist fighting Morgan Freeman because… you know why. I’m gonna kick Tom Hanks in the shin because where is Wilson? Is he still on that island? And I’m gonna mush Keanu in the face because well… that just sounds like good foreplay ok byeeeeee

I feel like Tom is the only guy I could stand a chance with

You read the title you have to fight americas sweethearts.

FMK - Keanu Reeves, Morgan Freeman, Tom Hanks

FMK - Fistfight, Mush in the face, Kick in the shin