Would you rather be a camel or a penguin?
Now, I hate the cold. But I also hate the idea of someone riding on my back.
I love the desert, but I also love swimming.
Being tall is cool, but mating for life just sounds pretty drama-free, since everyone's on board.
I think I gotta go penguin.
You can swim
You can walk
You can travel
You get unlimited sushi
You don't really get to sunbathe, which sucks, but you have ultimate freedom