Anyone who chooses hot dog fingers is a sicko! I’m not sure if it’s a pro or con in this case that I don’t have sweaty feet, but meatball toes all the way, baby

Hot dog fingers I can cook them and eat them conveniently 

Meatball toes. Anyone who says hot dog fingers cannot be trusted. 

Question: does the marinara sweat taste good? Or is it worse marinara? 

This is abhorrent, and I’m tempted to downvote, but the creativity is enough to warrant my upvote. I am appalled, horrified, and inspired. 

The answer most definitely has to be meatball toes. In the first place, meatballs are more palatable by the very virtue of knowing what’s in them, unlike a hot dog. Plus, with them being so far down below, I’m unlikely to regularly smell or see them. 

But a clarifying question before others answer: are the hot dogs kosher in this scenario?

My friend posted this on IG yesterday and it made me laugh so hard, so I have to ask you all:

Would you rather have meatballs for toes or hotdogs for fingers? Meatball toes would sweat marinara sauce. Hotdog fingers smell like mustard.

I gotta go with meatball toes on this one...toes don't really sweat that much, and they'd be hidden away in shoes most of the time. I love mustard but just the thought of smelling it 24/7 makes me sick.

Hotdog fingers or meatball toes?