Hotdog fingers or meatball toes?
My friend posted this on IG yesterday and it made me laugh so hard, so I have to ask you all:
Would you rather have meatballs for toes or hotdogs for fingers? Meatball toes would sweat marinara sauce. Hotdog fingers smell like mustard.
I gotta go with meatball toes on this one...toes don't really sweat that much, and they'd be hidden away in shoes most of the time. I love mustard but just the thought of smelling it 24/7 makes me sick.