Omg I got fingerbanged in BELIZE ON A MISSIONS TRIP. We took a glass bottom boat tour and the papaya punch had rum in it-the pastor was diabetic so he didn’t have juice but us teens all got drunk. Fn epic. One of my favorite fingerings, on the ocean drunk on rum at 14 with the pastors ginger haired son fingering me.

***teaching the other kids A SONG about taking Satan out of a box and beating him up! Not just teaching them about that in general!

I'd say when I had to have my first confession I didn't know what to say so I just said that I beat up my sister until she passed out. The priest looked at me horrified and asked to talk to my parents. It became a whole thing at the church because I was now marked as this violent child, that seemed so sweet on the outside. The best part is... i'm an only child and I lied and my parents had to go along with it to not expose me as a liar in the house of god. bless. never went back after that <3 

In this week's recap of "Sister Act" on IATCO, we discussed me getting kicked out of youth group for teaching the other kids about taking Satan out of a box and beating him up. I thought it was beautiful, but apparently Ms. Sandy did NOT agree.

So I took to my IG stories to ask the wildest church stories, and the responses I got were ALARMING, to say the least. I knew this was just the beginning, though, so I bring the same question to all of you.

Let's get chaotic - what is the wildest church story of your past?

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