What's your food percentage make-up?
Forget Ancestry.com or 23 & Me. I want to know what your food percentage makeup is.
25% mayonnaise (and leave the mayo hate at the door, plz, it's so 2019)
15% olives (from martinis mostly)
10% some type of cheese, excluding cream because...
10% cream cheese
4% Greek salad (mostly feta)
1% Ritual vitamins (bc see above)
Everything else is just an add-on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I am who I am and I'm not apologizing. This is a safe space, right?