~ Food ~

What's your food percentage make-up?

Forget Ancestry.com or 23 & Me. I want to know what your food percentage makeup is.

Mine is...

35% avocado

25% mayonnaise (and leave the mayo hate at the door, plz, it's so 2019)

15% olives (from martinis mostly)

10% some type of cheese, excluding cream because...

10% cream cheese

4% Greek salad (mostly feta)

1% Ritual vitamins (bc see above)

Everything else is just an add-on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I am who I am and I'm not apologizing. This is a safe space, right?