True Life: I am obsessed with restaurant style Ranch

At some point in my life I became addicted to ranch and I can't remember how this addiction even came about.. I want to say it was Wingstop but I'm not 100% sure.. Anyway, I feel the need to dip almost everything in ranch.. Burgers, veggies, wings (of course), even pizza. It also has to be a specific restaurant style ranch, Wingstop, Chili's, and Millers Ale House are the only ones who have the perfect Ranch recipe. I don't know how they do it but the taste is impeccable and they don't get enough credit.