Which fake Seinfeld movie do you desperately wish was real?

One of the best running gags on Seinfeld is the absurd, made-up movies that only exist in the Seinfeld universe. Actual movies play a really big role in the classic sitcom, whether they're getting misty-eyed over Home Alone 2 or making out during Schindler's List, but their alternate universe movies are just as iconic.

What movie would you rather see any day over The English Patient: is it Chunnel? Blame it on the Rain? Sack Lunch? CheckMate? The Pain and the Yearning? I personally have to go with the Seinfeld universe essential Rochelle, Rochelle. I wanna see what all the fuss is about!