There is no coming back from a Property Brother. 

Property Brother lol!!! I still cannot believe they are together. I mean I'm sure their home is so nice but like why Zoey.... why 

Dating a Property Brother.  Okay we get you are twee.  Enough already.

CDD was some of the hardest television I've ever watched, and I accidentally watch The Good Doctor. 

As long as she’s getting paid, go for the gold. You’ll only get paid for acting as a shill for so long. 

(And don't get me wrong — I love a sellout, which means I love Zooey.)

3. For sure because it’s like wtf you go from elf and being in a musical band I don’t even know how to categorize to becoming a light and airy fairy on New Girl then you decide to date a property brother. Like this is her third act and I’m not sure if I wanted this to be it. She’s still pretty young so maybe she’ll make it up in her fourth act

I would say 3, but then there could be charming appeal in dating some several layers of fame under you. Plus, he knows how to fix shit, and that certainly helps!

Then I would say 1, but I would shill for a shake weight it it gave me millions, so there’s an updated there too. 

I still think Celebrity Dating Game was a fever dream, so I don’t know if I could choose that either. Did it exist? 

1) Starring in an AT&T ad (playing nonstop during March Madness)

What's Zooey Deschanel's biggest sell-out moment?