Having been to his stand-up show, can confirm that the timeline is “solidified” there too. I have never known more about anyone’s February 2021 whereabouts.

I noticed this, too! Like, dude, you're not fooling any of us. We know you cheated on your wife. 

I noticed this too!!!! It’s like trying hard to prove ‘this is my brand new baby! Born exactly when we announced. As you can see here is him being born, here is him at home, here is the first time he held his hand up, here is when we first introduced him to our friends’ it’s way too staged

When people feel guilty or anxious about their mistakes (referring to the cheating on his wife as a mistake, not the baby), they repeat and justify themselves a lot to try to feel better about it. Honestly if he just owned his mistake back when they announced the pregnancy, it would have been better for him and everyone involved. The kid will do the math and know regardless - that’s the downside of having famous parents. Might as well be honest for everyone’s sanity.

To me he’s pushing it too hard. I’m not a parent so maybe I just don’t “get it” but there’s gotta be something in the thou doth protest too much right?

Ok. I'm happy when people are happy. I'm happy and hopeful that John Mulaney's new status as a father is good for him as he continues his recovery. 

But… every single post about Malcolm references the timeline. You know, the TIMELINE. The timeline he so concretely and deliberately laid out in his Seth Meyers interview AND his comedy show to prove that he was going through a divorce at the time Olivia Munn shenanigans began. It happened again: 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbgLJYZlfSG/?utm_medium=copy_link

50% of posts about his kid at this point have referenced the timeline. Why does he continue to push the timeline? This man, y'all.

John Mulaney’s IG posts