I can’t believe she and Shiloh are goddamn teenagers now. Still dying for Suri to write an autobiography one day. I gotta know what went down. 

Couch jumping HAD to be circa 2005, right? So... 17?!

I'm guessing this is tied to the picture circulating: 

https://www.hola.com/us/celebrities/20220315310636/suri-cruise-enjoys-the-nyc-sunshine-while-walking-her-dog/

I have never seen someone look more like two different people. 

This is truly the most terrifying question. Without Googling... 14? 17? Somewhere between there. Oh god.

18? 19? Something that will horrify me to my very core. 

How old do you think Suri Cruise is?