When two people tweet negative things at me I want to cry and deactivate my account, so I can't imagine having family members, let alone multiple news outlets, constantly criticizing and questioning every move I make. That is exhausting and draining and detrimental to anyone’s mental health and it’s no wonder Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were out.

Their sit down with Oprah Winfrey on Sunday night was the event of the goddamn year, and yes this happened, if you’re reading this now, two days ago, and it is still all I want to talk about. Oprah saying, “Were you silent, or were you silenced” will live rent free in my mind for the rest of my life. And I will be using it when I feel a lil ~extra~ dramatic.

Obviously, no one does an interview better than Oprah. Except… well, except maybe Andy Cohen.

And guys, I haven’t been able to stop daydreaming about what an interview with Meghan and Harry might look like had it been a super-sized episode of Watch What Happens Live.

I can see it now. The shady games, the bobbleheads of the Royal Family. Harry playing Plead the Fifth. Andy reading a random tweet off a note card: “Harry, JenLovesRoyalsNYC wants to know if you’ve ever taken a swim in the man pond?” Give it to me right away.