Okay, since I’m on a deserted island, I’m going to go survivalist with this one.

1. Ken, because he’s almost dead, and I can’t guarantee I have a food source on this island. 

2. Skinnygirl margarita, because I’m going to have some serious demons to wash down thanks to number 1. 

3. Dorit, because I feel like she wears a lot of leather, and I can chew on that for sustenance. Plus, her wardrobe’s fun. 

1. I think it’s going to be Juan Dixon for me :)

2. the Housewives-related product I would choose… would be an OFFSPRING! I’m grabbing Frank Catania Jr, ok?!

3. I think Cynthia Bailey has the most fashionable wardrobe THAT IS ACTUALLY COMFORTABLE TOO! A lot of times, I look at Housewives and think… “where are they going?! Oh… a Bridgerton-style ball gown to go gossip with Dorit… mmkay….”

1. Mauricio. Funny, nice, rich enough to manifest a PJ

3. Denise Richards. I’m  a tee shirt and jean shorts kinda lady. Anything else would just be annoying! It’s a desert island!

You are being sent to a deserted island, and you can only bring the following with you:

3. One suitcase filled with one Housewives’ clothing

You’re on a deserted island…

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