How about Supermarket Sweep meets speed dating and then you have to get married immediately. Would watch. 

What I find weird is why they have to create a reality show to try to justify their weird relationship. Like, are we supposed to think it's GOOD that Vanessa gave Nick an ultimatum? And that that's the reason they have a good relationship today? In what world is an ultimatum a positive thing for a relationship? 

Whatever they do next, it should take place in a hot tub. IYKYK. 

I love how Nick really looks like he doesn't want to be there. It adds a certain je ne se quoi to the vibe.

The fact that the Lacheys have found weird relevance in niche Reality TV where psychological warfare is disguised as scientific experiments proves that we are officially living in a simulation. 

But, I am a trash person so I can't stop watching their convoluted torture games. Love is Blind was weird enough, but they really upped the ante with The Ultimatum. 

I can't wait to see what these two evil masterminds come up with next. 

Will there be a casual baby exchange next season? Maybe a house full of real people looking for love.... with one secret robot person, programmed to just straight up ruin lives? Perhaps a call back to Nick's former life, before he hosted our version of the Hunger Games, where everyone has to live in a house where the thermostat is stuck at 98 degrees.

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