Bucket hat wanted

If you know me, you know I love a bucket hat. Unfortunately, my peers have continuously not supported me in my bucket hat buying ventures and I am still bucket hat-less. It's been difficult, to say the least, but with the weather getting nicer and my inhibitions fleeting, I've decided... NOW IS THE TIME TO BECOME A BUCKET HAT OWNER.

Now, I know bucket hats are kinda silly. So to combat that, I thought... lean into the sill and buy something that pays homage to the fact that you're wearing a freaking bucket hat. So here's where I'm at:


It's reversible (great party trick)

It's smiling at you (great for people who are grouchy... aka bucket hat haters)

It's perfect

To be clear, the question is not should I own a bucket hat. It's is this the bucket hat I become the owner of.