Premium- Relationships -Why Do I Hide My Soda Drinking Habit From Men, But No One Else?
In an iconic episode of Sex And The City, Carrie Bradshaw talks about "secret single behavior." She says it's something you do when you're completely alone, something that if your partner saw you do, they might get the "ick." We all do weird shit in the privacy of our homes, whether we want to admit it or not, and we all have secret single behavior, whether we're in a relationship or not. It's healthy! It's good for us!
But what if I told you my secret single behavior is only ever a secret to the men I date. I only keep this behavior from them, specifically. Because if they're not around, I will do this thing all the time. In fact, I just did it in public this morning, for all to see. This very specific secret single behavior is one I've been able to keep secret from people I've dated for months, even years.
All of you right now:
I. Love. Coke. Hold up! Not the kind you're thinking of.
I'm talking, pop, soda, cola. I love it so much that I have a handy ranking for you...
The best Cokes out there are:
1. McDonald's fountain Coke
2. Sonic fountain Coke with their ice chef's kiss
2. Regular fountain Coke
3. Can (has to be ice cold!)
5. Plastic bottle, truly hate, but will do in a pinch
6. Glass bottle, it's never cold enough and it's hard to get good swigs