WTF DO WE DO ABOUT 'RHONY'

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WTF DO WE DO ABOUT 'RHONY'

The boat ride from hell in Cartagena certainly wasn't fun, but do you know what's worse? This season of Real Housewives of New York. It's bad enough that every single week I forget this show is on, but, when I do remember, I leave the episode feeling as like a plastic bag. And not the American Beauty one. The "Firework" one. Because I feel empty. Empty, because RHONY (sigh) is just no longer entertaining.

So... what the fuck do we do? Where do we go from here? I really don't know. I have been racking my brain for weeks trying to figure out what exactly is wrong with this season, and I almost don't have enough fingers to pinpoint where exactly I should put my finger. Which is to say, there are a lot of problems with this season.

So let's address them.

The Elephant In The Room: The Cast

We're talking about the most beloved women on Bravo — we have been along on this ride with them for over 10 years. That's one whole Giggy, people! We've watched their kids grow up, we've watched their vows be renewed, and we have watched them go to prison. RHONY is the crown jewel of the Real Housewives franchise and the cast had more chemistry than an RV in the New Mexico desert. Or should I say, had.

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