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Why Are The Dogs Of The 'Real Housewives' So Poorly Behaved?

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Why Are The Dogs Of The 'Real Housewives' So Poorly Behaved?

When you tune into an episode of any Housewives franchise, you expect to see rich women behaving badly. Sloppy, messy, chaotic... these are all ways I like to describe my Housewives. But one thing I never thought I'd come to expect to see, and yet have, is dogs behaving badly. Why is it that these lavish women with lifestyles of the rich and Bravo-famous have pets that are equally sloppy, messy, and chaotic. You would think, at the minimum, they could afford to train their dogs, right?

Take Ramona for example. If I was a betting woman, I would put money on the fact that Ramona paid to have her dog, Coco, trained. (Ramona could probably use some tips and tricks, too.) However, when it comes to unwelcome bathroom behavior, Ramona isn't the first Singer gal to leave things behind. Let's look back on Season 8 of RHONY, when Ramona's dog pooped on the rug at Dorinda's Berkshires home.

In Ramona's defense, Coco is ancient. (But doing well, according to Ramona on WWHL recently.) But if I had a dog that just left poop around the Blue Stone Manor, I would be mortified. The RHONY women, however, don't know that word.

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When it comes to RHONY dogs, Coco is just the start of it. The most common trend for the Real Dogs of New York seems to be eating off of tables. Take, for example, Eboni K. Williams' dog, Carey, who not only ate off the coffee table at Ramona's apartment, but jumped on the table at Eboni's election night party.

Sonja wasn't too happy about Carey getting into her hor d'oeuvres, but she can't really complain since here's a photo of her dog Marley doing the exact same thing. The RHONY dogs love a charcuterie board.

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Meanwhile in Salt Lake City, we've got Meredith Marks' dog, Teddy, solely hanging out on dining room tables. I present the evidence below.

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And I'm not even touching Puppygate feat. Lucy Lucy Apple Juice or Kim Richards' whole debacle with Kinglsey. I'm talking about the dogs of the Real Housewives that wake up and choose this chaotic life, and their moms that just let them get away with it.

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