Totally agree with you, Dame Brian! The way I described it to my group chat is a carved and painted pumpkin after its been outside for a week. Bold colors that are sinking into cracks that are only visible because of poor application. So to answer your question of who is doing her makeup... Louie? 

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but Teresa has never really NAILED the makeup game. At her roots, she's a dark eyeliner and faux tan girl (and don't forget the frosty makeup of earlier seasons), so I'm not sure she's poised to EVER have the glam squad of choice. 

It's horrible. But is it as horrible as Frazer's makeup from last season on Below Deck? Boy needed to learn how to blennnnnnnd.

HAHA I totally agree with the "for the love of RuPaul" because FACTS!!!! Teresa's best look is NO MAKEUP. She looks so good naturally I can't even believe she does all that cake up. 

It looks like it's being done by a demented elf or maybe JoJo Siwa after she ate some magic mushrooms. It always looks like she has unicorn hide on her cheeks and her face is glowing. No matter what you say about Teresa, she is very pretty but this makeup is making her look like she got run over by a Claire's boutique at the Paramus mall. For the love of RuPaul, someone please do something. 

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