Season 12 taglines are here — let's rank 'em!

So the new taglines are here and I'll be honest, I'm a little underwhelmed. My top picks are always ones that are specific to that person, nothing that can be for ANYONE (cough, Crystal and Kyle's this season — why is Kyle always talking about being real).

Honestly, Rinna's is so unhinged, I'm thinking she wins for me. Erika's is fun and threatening. Dorit's is obviously pointing toward her home invasion/robbery. Sutton's bores me... please don't make this Elton John thing last longer than it needs to.

The new housewife, Diana's reminds me of another one from years past, but I can't place it. Here they all are!

"When you're the real deal, you don't have to pretend." - Kyle

"Hi, I'm karma. And yes, I am a b***h."  - Rinna

"I have nothing to hide, and nothing to lose, and that makes me dangerous." - Erika Jayne

"You can take all my things, and you won't have taken a thing that matters." - Dorit

"I don't need the spotlight. I shine just fine." - Garcelle

"If you want a seat at my table, you best mind your manners." - Sutton

"They say talk is cheap, but in Beverly Hills, it can cost you." - Crystal

"The only thing better than having it all, is having even more."  - Diana Jenkins (newbie)