I'm going to state the obvious here, but I think I speak for 90% of people when I say that the Richards-Umanksy family is the family of Bravo. They are our constant; our lighthouse in a bumpy storm. I know I can always count on them to ground the show, whether it be baby Portia imitating Lisa Vanderpump's accent or Kyle Richards chasing one or five dogs out of their gate during holiday parties. I just feel like part of the family, you know?

Truthfully, it makes me a little emotional because I just have this really deep love for their family dynamic. Kyle, if you're listening and you're on the hunt to adopt a 28-year-old woman, let me know!

So since I'd like to be adopted, I researched my hopefully, fingers-crossed, forever home sisters. Who are they? Let's take a little trip down Umansky Lane.

Farrah

Kyle and Maurico met in 1994 when Kyle was a single mom to her daughter Farrah, whom she had with her ex-husband Guraish Aldjufrie (married from 1988-1992). Mauricio and Kyle got married in January 1996 and in June, Kyle gave birth to their daughter Alexia.

The fact that Mo and Kyle have made it 11 seasons of a reality show and are still a strong unit, it's a testament to them, honestly. But OK, back to Farrah.