It's the most wonderful time of the year: the week of the Real Housewives of New York premiere, which brings us breath of fresh air Eboni K. Williams, the warm hug that is Sonja Morgan, and a brand-new episode of The Slut Pig Podcast, brought to you by Christian Gray Snow.

And you know that Christian has thoughts about RHONY, Leah (of course), and everything else happening on Bravo this week. So in this week's The Slut Pig Podcast, Christian recaps the Real Housewives of New York premiere, chats Real Housewives of New Jersey husbands, and provides some insider intel about the upcoming season of Housewives All-Stars. Plus, Christian gets a special surprise that has him giddy like it's Turtle Time.

Don't forget — when you listen to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts, remember to rate and review! But, as Christian says, small talk is like small dicks, and nobody likes a small dick, so let's just get down to it — listen to the brand-new episode below! (And check out an excerpt from the chat below!)

THE SLUT PIG PODCAST EXCERPT

Sonja tells us that she is out of her Columbus Circle apartment, and she's back in the townhouse because, you know, due to COVID, no one is renting the townhouse and if no one's renting it, that's where she's going to be living. I love you, Sonja. Sonja's like top 10, maybe top five Housewives of all time.