Attention everyone, it’s Halloween on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it’s time to party. Or, at least the Housewives think it’s time to party. Instead, it’s time to sit around a kitchen table for an hour and then abruptly leave when the host nearly gets into a physical altercation with one of the guests. Oh yeah, and it's also in the middle of a pandemic. Time to get wild!!!

This whole scenario is unfortunate overall, but particularly for the cast members who decided to go all out with their costumes. When the new Acquaintance Of, Falynn Guobadia, invited everyone to her Halloween bash, she was adamant that people "bring it" with their costumes and made it seem like they would be having a wild time.

But, just the front of her home was decorated like a haunted house, and the rest was… normal. None of the women were excited about sitting in a kitchen that didn’t have a single Halloween decoration while decked out like cheetahs and zombie mermaids. Plus, as Kandi Burruss said, “Now, the food. She could have done more.” Cynthia Bailey added, “I mean, Kandi alone could have eaten everything that she had there.”

But while it was a dud of a party — and also kind of a dud of an episode — the show made sure to put an emphasis on the women's costumes, placing the name of each one on screen. So, what do ya say? Let’s rank ‘em.