Nick: Lost me the second he showed off his handmade toothpaste. 

Shake: Shake the weight of this asshole off. No way in hell. 

Shayne: I'm not marrying Jax 2.0, thanks. 

Sal: Real Rami Malek vibes on this one. He didn't deserve the Oscar, so pass. 

Kyle: Can I marry someone willing to marry someone who doesn't believe in evolution? Stand your ground, dude. Pass. 

Jarrette:  By process of elimination... it's gotta be Jarrette. But even that is a stretch.

This is the saddest list in history. Truly, horrible. BUT. If I had to pick I would choose... Jarrett.... I find him the hottest, and funniest of them all, and I mean his family and friends are just great. So. Worst case scenario, I can just hang with them if he gets too annoying. 

But no, seriously, I would not go on a second date with any of these guys! 

No probably not none of them seem my type honestly 

Oh good god. Don't make me choose. Ok ok I HAVE to choose... I guess Shayne? I literally cannot stand him, but Shake is a misogynist, Sal gives me the creeps and I need someone funny at the very least, Jarrette's career makes me worried I'd have to support him and his apartment grossed me out, Nick is a secret psycho, and Shayne is a hyperactive child with anger issues, but IDK. Natalie's (somewhat) stamp of approval helps here. And I like to do things, so at least we could go out together...

At least of the ones we got deep edits of....

Speaking of edits, I know it's a heavily edited show and we don't *really* know the characters, but I don't think I would marry any of them, but let's pretend I HAD to chose one.

Our options are: Shake, Shayne, Salvador, Jarrette, and Nick. Shake is an absolutely not and even Nick seemed to have controlling tendencies and I don't like how he handled arguments. I'm not sure if I missed the big fight between Shayne and Natalie (I fast forwarded... A LOT), and while he did start to grow on me, I don't think I would have married him. I did like Jarrette and his dad was the cutest, but if I HAD to marry someone, I'm choosing Sal.

Normally I'm not a ukelele type of girl, but Sal was so genuine and caring. The way he spoke to Mallory's family after the wedding ceremony. A GEM. I think he was marriage material.

Would you marry any of the Love Is Blind guys?

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