Superheroes Should Be Hot

I recently saw the latest Batman ft. Americas favorite sparkly skin vampire, Robert Pattinson. And I am one of the few who hate it. But that’s the not point.

The point is…. Batman should be a hottie. He should be wealthy, sexy, and JACKED. Confident. Arrogant. SMUG! I don’t want my superheroes emo, sad, and smudging eyeshadow on a la Julia Fox.

I mean over in marvel land, we have Thor, Captain America, and of course Paul Rudd as Antman.

We deserve hotties in 2022 who save the world. PERIOD.