The only possible value superheroes bring to me is their hotness. Couldn’t agree more. 

That said Spider-Man is a boy child and he can stay unhot. 

Superman and Batman should be sexy, in a nerdy way and a brooding way, respectably. 

Eh. I actually think superheroes should be LESS hot than they are these days. They're taking all my favorite actors, and 'roiding them up! I don't like it! See my previous rant here:

https://thedipp.com/movie-news/p/663/marvel-please-stope-hogging-all-of-our-interesting

Batman in particular... I never thought of him as hot. Tortured, yes, but that voice is just NOT hot. His whole vibe just seemed kind of silly to me. "I'm sad about my parents, so I'll be a bat." Okay. 

Disagree. Batman has never been hot, or known for hotness. George Clooney is the only Batman known more for his looks, and that was the worst one. Adam West, the OG and therefore our prototype, clearly never hit the gym. 

It’s a good question about Marvel vs DC though — Marvel superheroes are known for their muscles, but DC? There’s Batman, Superman feels like a child to me, and Spider-Man (who was DC before Marvel)… maybe you’re supposed to be more emotionally connected to DC heroes.

I recently saw the latest Batman ft. Americas favorite sparkly skin vampire, Robert Pattinson. And I am one of the few who hate it. But that’s the not point. 

The point is…. Batman should be a hottie. He should be wealthy, sexy, and JACKED. Confident. Arrogant. SMUG! I don’t want my superheroes emo, sad, and smudging eyeshadow on a la Julia Fox. 

I mean over in marvel land, we have Thor, Captain America, and of course Paul Rudd as Antman.

We deserve hotties in 2022 who save the world. PERIOD. 

Superheroes Should Be Hot