Definitely MGK and and Megan because who even thinks that's cool??

Kete is by far the most "normal" -- their plays for press are way more calculated and subtle. The Kardashian votive candle behind Pete during an interview? Chef's kiss.

Angelina and Billy Bob walked so all these people could run. 

I think we (and they) will honestly look back and cringe. Nothing is more uncool than trying to show everyone how cool you are, and that cool will wear off over time. Especially when we know that Kourtney, etc., aren't really cool to begin with. Rich, yes; cool, nah. 

Might be a controversial view but I actually think that Kete seem the most normal Meg-GK and Kravis are shoving all their weird shit in our faces with posts but at least there wasn't a dedicated post of the branding by Kete (don't get it twisted though branding still crazy).

It all just feels so Hot Topic circa 2002. I know history repeats itself, but do bad trends have to too? 

I love Megan Fox, but let’s not forget her ex is David Silver — far from the pinnacle of cool. Oh, and let’s also not forget that MGK sexualized minors.

So when I was a teen, I was OBSESSED with piercings and tattoos even though I wasn't old enough to get them. I knew people who had stretched their ear piercings and have gotten scarification and branding...but I seriously cannot imagine what compels Pete to  get a brand of someone's name who he's been dating for such a short time!! At least tattoos can be removed!! This cannot...ever. WHY???

On second thoughts, Pete seems like he'll fit right in to the family!

So... Pete Davidson got Kim's name BRANDED on her. These people have officially lost their minds.

In my opinion, this has become a contest of who can be the most absurd. The most attention grabbing. The weirdest, if you will. In contention we have, Meg-GK, Kravis, and now Kete.

Meg-GK: Drink each others blood and have engagement rings with thorns in them

Kravis: Lick tongues in public and straddle each other on beaches

I think Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox take the cake, but the other couples are definitely following their lead when it comes to doing the most.

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