omg people do that to my dog ALL THE TIME TOO! "He's a golden doodle?" me "no actually wheaten, but he gets that a lot" them: "are you sure?" YEAH I AM PRETTY SURE CONSIDERING HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A WHEATEN AND I TOO HAVE MET MOM, DAD, AND GRANDMA. 

As far as my own "don't talk to me or my son ever again" - whenever i talk to someone about being anxious or stressed about something and they say... "why don't you just stop being anxious about it." OK, great idea! hadn't thought about that one!

What’s something super small and not a big deal in the grand scheme of things that other people do but drives you actually insane? 

I’ll go first. I HATE when people try to tell me what breed of dog my sweet angel baby Cacio Pepe is. I love when people are curious and ask about him because he doesn’t look like ur typical mini goldendoodle bc he just looks like a baby golden retriever!!! But I cannot stand when people *not ask, but tell *me what he is as if they can analyze his DNA with their eyeballs in the short amount of time we’re in the elevator together. I’ve had multiple know-it-all oldies in my building  actually argue with me about what he is and it’s like actually Ronald I met his parents and know how and when he was conceived (I know I know adopt don’t shop but in my defense my other pup is a rescue!!)  you know nothing!!!

Idk why I find it so annoying, maybe bc people really assume they’re experts on subjects they have zero clue about and really just say it with their chest like no hesitation or doubt there’s a possibility they’re wrong, but all I gotta say is don’t talk to me or my son ever again!!! 