HAHAHAHA epic story!!! Was it a super fun night, at least?

Went to a karaoke party at my friend's house, and pounded a bunch of vodka sodas. The more I sang, the more I danced, the hotter I got, the more I drank to keep "hydrated." Ended up having to spend half the night on my friend's sofa, and walk home at 4am. Had to be ready for brunch with my parents at 10am the next day. I wanted to die. 

Sleeping in the backseat is pretty funny though. My worst was in college. It was bad. I woke up in the night to vomit and then the next day realized I was just snuggling in my dry vomit-stained blanket. 

I'm visiting a friend in Chile for spring break and it's my 21 birthday. Their college hosts a "field trip" to a park. My friend and I were out drinking the night before and barely make the bus. I have no idea what this field trip entails because a) I don't speak Spanish and b) I'm not a student. My friend is entirely unprepared as well. So we spend the entire day in a park with no food or water, only booze. And continue drinking into the evening.  Still the worst hangover of my life. 

This weekend I had one of the top 5 worst hangovers of my life. 

I'd love to be the type of girl who says "OMG I'm, like, sooOo hungover" when they get a little headache, look super cute in a messy bun, and sip gatorade while recapping a wild night out. Unfortunately, when I get hungover, I'm actually, like, sooOo hungover. 

A dehydrated toad. A dilapidated shell of a person. A dry heaving bridge troll, if you will.

For example, yesterday I opted to sleep in the backseat of my brother in law's car while the rest of the family went into a restaurant for brunch. 

So help me feel better and give me your best (worst) hangover story. Because let's just say having my in laws crack the car window like I'm a labrador wasn't my finest moment. 

My hangovers are like receiving a dementor's kiss